JHH: Well thanks very much Professor. And now, here's some international news. Following their outstanding home win in the semi-final replay, North Vietnam are now through to the Third World War Cup Final. They will be playing an Israeli-Egyptian international eleven, and the match will be refereed by John Wayne. The linesmen will be the Pope and Eddie Waring.
And now for a piece of local news. Early yesterday, police arrested Wolverhampton bookshop owner John Tetrad. He is being charged with the possession and attempted sale of pornographic magazine literature showing the anal and vaginal orifices of young maidens. He received a six month sentence for the retailing of pornography. He said in his defence: 'I am not a retailer, I am a wholesaler.'
And now here is Bert Bored with the weather.
(Note: Eddie Waring was famous for his rugby commentaries on British television at the time, and for presenting It's A Knockout with Stuart Hall.)