Ian begins an absurd speech:
Well you see the first in an extraordinary sequence of events was the fact that a train whistled.
A choo-choo train whistle sounds.
Then a spotted duck called.
A duck-call quacks in comical fashion.
Then a cow did moo.
An even sillier twittering bird-like noise.
Over there in the undergrowth, two giraffes were necking.
A slide-whistle swoops up and down.
And meanwhile . . . no one was watching.
Jeffrey laughs, and replies:
And a cat crapped in a crypt.
The duck-call makes a rather suggestive honk.